How school "failed" me.

What I didn't learn in school?
The day that I turned eleven and did not recieve my letter from Hogwarts, I cried my eyes out. I knew it was only a fictional place but I had honestly had a little hope that... well you know.
Anyway. The school has failed to teach me useful things like Defense Against the Dark Arts, Herbology, and even Potions.

Most of all, I prayed for Quidditch. Or at least, Lacrosse.