Friday, January 15, 2010

Humphrey's Favorite Books

Okay, so I didn't come back on Monday and add my list.  I'm too busy reading.

1.  The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien.  Really only counts as one book, and not only brilliant but visionary.  The foundation of modern fantasy.
2.  The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan (with assistance by Brandon Sanderson).  The term "Epic" as a compliment was invented for this series.  Perhaps the most ambitious and fascinating series I've ever read.
3.  Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury.  Also visionary, but this time terrifying, because it's true.  It also has some of the loveliest prose I've ever seen in science fiction, and also has a personal connection for me.
4.  Lamb by Christopher Moore.  Along with Dirty Job and Fool, also by Moore.  Christopher Moore is the funniest novelist I know, and Lamb is fascinating as well.
5.  The Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbon.  Remarkable depth in a genre not known for it.
(5.5: Me.  I like the book I wrote.  But that's not really fair.)


Books I hate:
Well, there's this one.  Magician's Apprentice, by Trudi Canavan (At the bottom of the page if you follow the link -- that's my book report site!  Because I am the king of book nerds!  All will bow before me and despair!), which is just about the lamest high fantasy book I have read all the way through.  And then there's this one, The Warrior Heir by Cinda Williams Chima, which was so ridiculous that it inspired me to write my first online book review.  But the worst book I know is the one I was required to teach for the first four years of my career, in California: A Separate Peace, by John Knowles.  Here, I'll ruin the story for you: there are a group of privileged snotty rich kids at an all-boys prep school during World War II.  Two of them are best friends, and one is envious of the other, who is more popular, a better athlete, and happier.  So the envious one chucks the popular one out of a tree, and he breaks his leg and later dies.  That's the book.  Now stretch that out over 220 pages, and make all of the characters loathsome and pointless human beings.  You get the idea.

No: I take that back.  The worst book ever?  That would be Breaking Dawn.  That book needs to be taken out behind the shed and given a whuppin'.

2 comments:

  1. Lol I was waiting for that one. Breaking dawn was terrible

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  2. I really hated the Twilight series but then I read them and I really started to get into them and then I read Breaking Dawn and I wanted to jump out into a busy street. It's like Stephanie Meyers sucked you in to this amazing fantasy and made you think there was gonna be this amazing ending and then she through dog poop in your face. I really hated that book.

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